There’s nothing worse than shelling out almost twenty bucks to see a movie in the theater and the whole time have to deal with rude assholes who decide it’s social hour. And it always seems the more Ssshhh!’s they hear, the louder they get. Our neighbors across the pond have found the perfect solution to get rid of these jerks … ninjas! That’s right, ninjas.
These ninjas are looking to restore peace and honor to the movie going experience. According to GeekTyrant, the Prince Charles Cinema in London is recruiting a squad of volunteer ninjas to stop these disrespectful moviegoers once and for all. The volunteer ninjas will be dressed in an all-black Morphsuit, keeping a keen eye and ear out for audience members who won’t shut up or bust out their cell phone. Then it’s time of a ninja ass kicking! No not really, but these volunteers will make sure that these jerks from talking and/or have them put their cell phones away.
What do you think of movie theater ninjas? Would you like to see them in your local cinema?
Hopefully these ninjas will also make sure parents who decide bringing their infant to a movie theater won’t be doing it again. You may love The Avengers, but that doesn’t mean little Timmy is going to appreciate the loud noises.